Let’s start..
The Meal Reporter

Damn. I know we all love food but you don’t have to tell us everytime you eat something. If you seriously want to share what you want to eat, lets do it this way,lets play a game – take a snapshot of your poop and let us guess what you had.

3 friends of yours might be interested, the rest of 5643 aren’t interested.Com’on we don’t need to know what you eat all the time.

Cheapo Advertisers

I love it when people tag me in photos, but i am not a camera, a bra or panties, car or anything else. I am me but occasionally if you tag me as a oversize hippo or dogs with skin disease i can still accept.

Tagging me with your products is still OK but the worst part is when people start posting comments or questions to the photo, and these notifications comes into my inbox. It makes me feel like a superstar whenever i access my inbox – 1,983 Facebook notifications telling me someone commented a photo of myself and those comment will be like – ^^ Wah…so cute . how much is the BlacK PanTies witH 4 pinK ribbonS and 2 strewBearries ? I want i want *giggle* .
Facebook is a cheap way of advertising, pls la..dun get any cheaper. Send private messages la. Again, i don’t want to be a bra or panties. Sial.

FML PPL

WTF is wrong with FML ppl ? FML tweets and status are all over and to be honest none of them deserves a FML. Don’t tweet FML just because the weather is hot, your hair is not straight, just because you can’t attend a party, or even doing laundry.
If you think the above is so FML then what about the people in Haiti? Double Fuck My Life? or Triple?
What about people who has no hair due to some illness? Also ask them to fuck their life?
You can then ask your mama or maid to double triple FML coz they are the ones who have been doing your laundry all these years. I don’t see my mum FML or complaining. Don’t wash your clothes if it is such a FML moment for you.
Before you FML, please think. Life is a bitch, so are we.

SSP (Shameless Self Promoters)

We are all guilty of this trait, but the questions is how shameless are you. Too much of yourself is actually bad for you who may not know and still find it cool to spam people with -
I’ve just posted a blog about my 27″ MacBook which i spend RM7599 on and i am loving it so much.
Ya we know you are excited but do us all a favour, don’t over do it.
Too much status updates reminds me of the lunatic man in town who talks and pee at the wall. Somethings are not meant to be shared to all. Not everybody wants to know what you have, what you did, where you went, who you hung out with last night…just keep it low.

Posers

See and watch. Need no description.

The Mother (Father) Account

I added you because i wanted to connect with you in FB & Twitter and i read your blog because you lead an interesting life. 9 months later, you got yourself a cute baby after an unplanned steamy session with your husband (wife) and now i am following your newborn in Facebook, Twitter and blog. Funny thing is that those accounts are still under your name. I am confused now. Am i following you or your baby?
It is a joy to have baby, it is wonderful to tell the world how swollen your nipple is during your confinement bla bla bla.. but bear in mind, i added you because of you.

My suggestion – get a FB, Twitter and blog for your newborn.

Kawaii and the famous 45⁰

Can i conclude that Asians lack of creativity when it comes to taking self portraits? Lots of pictures esp. girls are taken using their bling bling mobile with 45⁰ above their head with a ‘V’ sign and super cute pout face.

That’s it for now. Call me a hater. I am cool with it because i am partially guilty of these social media crime.

I will never trade my mother for anything else because i love her so much.

Happy Mothers Day.

What do you do when things that were used to be fun is just a boring routine?

Life is not a routine. Life is life. Live it.

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Thats me and Jimmy

Lets’s not talk about the music in this video clip but i am going to tell you why this clip is such a failure.

Watch carefully, there is this one dumb videoman carrying his video camera running around and on the stage capturing the performance.I bet you don’t see this ‘additional man’ when you are watching Grammy, Emmy or Oscar.

Come on, tell me how stupid can this be?What is the event organiser thinking?

I was just hoping that the videoman will trip and fall, then the focus will be on the ‘kelam-kabutness’ of him falling rather than the callaboration between Hujan and Meet Uncle Hussain.

Anyway syabas Meet Uncle Hussain, you guys rock but you guys need to come out with more songs la. I was lucky to work with these guys and i must say they are real humble and nice. Hope to see you guys soon and selamat maju jaya!

If dogs can save each others, why are we killing each others?
I was moved by this video

There were bad stuff, certain beautiful moments and happenings.

Opportunities came and went. Some worked out, mostly did not.

No resolution were made last year, hopefully not this year – being fit mentally, physically and financially will be my goal of 2009.

I thank God for all the shit i got last year, i thank those crappy people i met last year, i thank for the missed opportunities, i thank everything negative that happened in 2008..because without them, i will not have a better 2009.

Remember, everything happens for a reason. It’s what you get out of it that’s matter.

In a nutshell, 2009 is just a new year filled with same old shit,huh!

P/S – I miss you Daniel, i really do. I wish you well like how you wished me well.

New year, new Moleskine.