When the stage is set, you need someone to do the magic.

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Standing Out.

So what if 2010 is a new year.

It’s like a brand new year with same old shit,huh.

I will be hoping for the best tho. Breakaway. Tell you in 2011.

People, go have fun. Make the best use of what you have, turn your weakness into strength.

Will want that when i have my own place.

This is Uncle Tan and below is what i do to him every now and then :

• Bully him
• Bully him more
• Bully him more and more
• Tease him
• Tease him more
• Tease him more and more
• Victimised him
• Victimised him more
• Victimised him more and more
• Prank him
• Prank him more
• Prank him more and more
• Try to beat him in darts (so hard)
• Kiss him ocassionally (on cheek and lips)
• Listen to his uncle bullshit
• Eat with him everyday
• Grow old with him

He is one of the best gentlemen i will ever meet. He is such a nice guy, some say he is the Dinosaur of MANKIND (so hard to find a nice man like him). I love working with him (most of the time) and i look forward to work with him.

Oh ya, if you ask him about SEX, he will blush.

Thank you Uncle Alan for being a superb colleague. You make my day for allowing me to prank you. Thank you for being a victim.

Picture posted not in proportion to represent the unproportioness of Alan’s body – short and wide.

And yes i am bored, that is why i came up with this post when he is not around me.

Ok. I went for a photo session in Pulau Jerjak last Sunday and here are some of the shots i have to share with you. Will upload more in my Flickr soon.

This is the first attempt, so don’t expect much but please criticize because i want to improve.

Criticize positively if possible.I appreciate it.

“Multi segment focus” in between those arm pits

“Spot focus” on the thigh

I bet these two picture tells you something.

Let me tell you what i have learned from that outing :

• So(too) many ‘kiasu’ photographers around. Trying to get as close as possible to shoot the model, macamlah want to macro shot the bulu ketiak or to check if the model shave her nose hair last night or not. I didn’t went close to shoot those bulu ketiak, i made use of my zoom lense. If everyone stay at a distance, everyone will get a good shot.Fair enough.
• Some thought they are the only want paying for the models. They are models and not prostitute paid to serve you alone. Stop telling and asking the model to look at your bloody lense or flash. The model will be professional enough to look at every lense.
• Saw a few trying to capture those ’special’ shots or moments. Specifically shoot the ’specific assets’ of the models, or stay so low to shoot ‘moments’ when the models lift their legs or change of position…really low. If you get what i mean.
• In future, i will not be carrying my laptop, its either extra CF card or iPod to transfer pic.Silly me.
• You can shoot 700 pics but 50% of them are thrash.At least that applies to me.
• 10/9 or maybe 11/10 photographer carries a Lowepro backpack. Some carry 2.I will buy one Lowepro if they come out with better colour way.
• Man will be man. You know they are man when the bikini session is on.
• If you ever see the term ABBB in any forum. It was from me and it means ‘Ah Boi Bong Bong’ or literally translated to At the Back Blur Blur a.k.a bokeh.

More ’serious’ pic below

Oh ya, these pics have been altered using iPhoto and Photoscape. I am bad at editing.

click to enlarge

Everybody knows how good Penang is when it comes to food. So if you are in for food – March 13th – 15th at PISA, 6pm onwards is where you should be then. Okie, for all the boring details, you can get it here.

I am telling you, we are going to rock PISA this time around. Huge stage, superb sound and light setup and some out the best artists and performers.Oh ya, weird and wicked games as well. Great stuffs to be won.

So below are the time you should not miss.

This is innovation.

This is creativity.

Some call it imitation.

Like any politician, things they do and say are often not consistent. Like orang Melayu say : “Cakap serupa bikin” and as for Hokkien : “Chui kong lampa song”

Why i say so ? See below

Look at the button, we have consistency for the first 3 : Video Download / Muat Turun, English and BM in one single tab, but come to the forth and fith we have two separate button for the same thing – Comments for DPM and Komen Untuk DPM.

C’mon dont tell me its coz of the length of text. There is always something called font size or alternatively just put – Comments / Komen. We don’t need a rocket scientist or a angkasawan to figure it out, rite? You sure can do better than this Mr Webmaster.

Next question is, how long will the webmaster take to realise and change it and how ‘much’ will it cost?

Oh ya, don’t past funny and sensitive remarks, coz Malaysia has ISA (I Simply Arrest / I Suka Arrest) act and currently thats the trend. Beware and be smart.

But in case you passed some remarks and it is deemed sensitive, worry not coz you will be protected by the police or Home Minister with the ISA ( I Security Awak) act. 18 hours minimum.

Cheers and enjoy his website.

Btw, i din bother browsing it.

Thank you for reading (this blog,not Najib’s), and if you enjoyed it, share it.

Oh ya, one last thing, we can’t view the comments posted. Biasalah, we have media freedom which is not free. Wonder if he reads it.