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Lap pungkok sebelum berak, londeh seluar selepas berak.

I  feel ‘lucky’ in my job because i get to work and meet lots of ppl – from Bangla & Indon labours, admins, accountants, managers, engineers,CEO, COO, Dato’, Datin and some highly ranked officials.
Humans have never failed to amuse me, and i have came to a conclusion that the smarter (or atleast you think you [...]

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True ?

Kesimpulan, orang atas berak, kita yang pungut. Thats why we call the top people jubok.
I see asshole left,right,up,down and everywhere. I smell shit all the time.
Thank you Lvin for sharing.

I thought this was plain funny and relevant

Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw Ah Hua’s colorful attire and gold,
white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, ‘NOT THIS WOMAN!!!’. so chekai,
Nevertheless, he still had to interview Ah Hua.
So he told Ah Hua,’If you can form a sentence using the words that I give you, then I [...]

Awesome

Technology Students Mess with Dormitory Lights – Click here for this week’s top video clips

Harrrr

Old video but still worth a watch

Anwar Sular Lagi?

Anwar the Malaysian Hero uses Macbook Pro?

Aku tak sular dia tu!

Saiful the name of the so-called victim of the current Sodomee case coincidently means – full of shit if you would to split the name up to SAI and FUL. In Hokkien we call shit SAI and FUL as in FULL in English makes [...]

I did not know it Jane !

F0000O0ooH.. !!
I did not know it all this while but its kind of fun to find out and obviously i have to blog about it.
Joreen asked me today :

Joreen: Eh, you read Jane’s blog rite ?
Me: Oh yes-lah. Why ?
Joreen: She blog about you..
Me: Huh? Blog about me ?What about ?
Joreen: You go read-lah…
Me: [...]

How to hide an erection.

How To Hide An Unwanted Erection

Hokkien lang and Penang Kia pls read

SPM Levels Hokkien Exam Paper

Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)

Question: Singalella why become rich ?
Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
She got [...]

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