Lap pungkok sebelum berak, londeh seluar selepas berak.

I  feel ‘lucky’ in my job because i get to work and meet lots of ppl – from Bangla & Indon labours, admins, accountants, managers, engineers,CEO, COO, Dato’, Datin and some highly ranked officials.

Humans have never failed to amuse me, and i have came to a conclusion that the smarter (or atleast you think you are) the more amusing you are. Seriously, you don’t get funny shit from lowly educated people but those sitting up at the top or some kind of PhD holders and engineers, they give you some top quality shit. I shall call it my ‘perks’ from this job.

On a typical day, i get some emails from customers(smart ppl they are). Let me share with you what happened to me today.

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Case 1 :

Customer :Lets go with design B.  XXX will give you the appropriate photos for the report.  I want to see the complete final copy before we go to print . When can the complete copy be shown to us for proof-reading (assuming XXX gives you the photos within these couple of days)?

Read the question in italic. What kind of ‘question’ is this la? How are we suppose to know how long is your couple of days la,encik? If you can’t give me a date, how am i suppose to answer u la..

So if i would to answer you, i will just say …

Me : We will give you the complete copy after a couple of days after receiving the photos within this couple of days.

Well… it does not take a PhD holder or rocket scientist to know that my answer is not an answer.

Case 2

Me : How many seater van /mini bus you need?

Customer :Please explore first and from there I will decide.

One word – PENGSAN. Period.

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Sometimes i just don’t get it how some people work.

Takkan sudah siap berak baru nak cari jamban ! Serupa lap pungkok sebelum berak, londeh seluar selepas berak. Some minat kerja style terbalik.