Anwar, Pak Lah and Me.

Why Anwar, Pak Lah and Me?

How are we related?

• We went to the same school, High School Bukit Mertajam.
• They came out as PM and DPM,i came out as EM (event manager), janji got ‘M’ can liao. ‘M’ is for money, but most of the time ‘Monkey’.Just like one of them.
• We played football on Jacob’s Green
• We give press conferences.They speak to hundreds while i speak to 5 (you can tell by the number of microphones above)
• We appear in newspaper, they appear in the front page (for the right and wrong reasons), i appear in somewhere from the back but for the right reasons only
• Anwar’s brother, Idrus Ibrahim was my primary school headmaster.Anwar is far more handsome,thats for sure.
• Our school motto was – Accomplish or Do Not Begin. Pak Lah started the mess so now he is gonna be finish (kaput/accomplish. Anwar was challenged, he accepted the challenge and now the nation believes he will accomplish it – Dari Permatang Pauh ke Putra Jaya.Make us proud Anwar
• We came from the vicinity of Bukit Mertajam
• We share the same first initial of our name – A (Anwar, Abdullah Badawi and Andrew)
• We have titles in our name – Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim, Dato Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, mine – Andrew Tan , only if my mum and dad placed my TAN before Andrew then baru my nama ada glamour. What if i change my name to Tan Si Lu (directly translated to Wait Die You)
• Me and Anwar are blog owners. We use Wordpress.Wise men think alike.I am not interested in Pak Lah’s blog (if he has one)because probably he will spend RM15000 on crappy webhosting, another RM19000 for webdesigns and RM16000 per month for someone to blog for him.
• Me and Anwar loves Mac. The difference is that he has the money to buy.

• Anwar and Andrew can joke…errr…can Badawi even talk convincingly..oh yes, in actual fact Pak Lah is the Lawak Antarabangsa (International Laughing Stock) at the moment. *Malaysia Boleh*
• Oh ya…me and Badawi like to sleep on our job all the time but i dont get caught(i can sleep with my eyes open). They say a picture says a thousand word. We have 3 pictures below..hmm..

• Our teachers told us, same old dirty trick dont work twice. Sodomee lagi ar?Pak Lah must be sleeping when Cikgu is teaching. We rakyat are not !

Other nonsense

• We appear to wear the same colour coat in the above pic
• We had orange colour stuff in the above pics
• We are balding

On a more serious note, according to Malaysiakini Anwar will be charged on Thursday and The Sleeping PM is strongly denying that this is a conspiracy against his smarter schoolmate. Eh wahai budak HSBM, bangun la !! Satu Malaysia pun tau you ini sudah kecut sebelah (dalam seluar).

They say – Good is dumb, evil will triumph, I do not think it will happen this time because Malaysian is saying Lawan tetap Lawan !! This is the biggest school fight ever!!